Friday, 21 February 2014

Oh Yeah Bad poem


Oh yeah, oo ooh ooh, hoo yeah, ho ho ho, oh oh oh, yeah oh, yeah ho, yeah
 
I hate writing poetry
Let me out
It’s always in everyday life
I’ll scream and shout
 
It’s not just words
Don’t piss me off
Its numbers to
I’ll rip your nose off
 
Poetry is awful
You better start running
I hate it so much
Or the moon will be coming
 
I scream any day of the week
I slither like a snake
I like to party on weekends
And swim in a lake
 
I love honey in my tea
I have a beautiful cat
Honey is very sweet
That wears an outstanding hat
 
My face is great
One time I bat
I like to eat resses buttercups
That was really really fat
 
I like mittens cause their easy to put on
I was bored so I dug a hole
I will never love poetry
When I discovered a mole
 
It doesn’t touch my heart
Later I drank juice from a mug
Poetry breaks my heart
While I was giving my cat a great hug
 
Some people say it’s wonderful
My cat then saw a bug
Poetry is boring
But had no fear and ate on the rug
 
Poetry is a wast of time
I was so thirsty I had a can of beer
Peotry can really confuse people
Then I was hungry so I shot a deer
 
How can it confuse people
Then I shead a tear
I don’t know
And screamed with fear
 
By Mitchell rossi

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