Ode to Baxter

ODE to Baxter

To Ron Burgundy’s dog Baxter

You are a dog that likes to run

 You have a lot of fun

You poop in the refrigerator

You eat a whole wheel of cheese

Your master is Ron Burgundy

The king of all news

You love him dearly

You put up with a lot of Ron’s bull crap

You can talk to Ron like a human

You are a dog with lots of heart

You also like art

You will fight bears and sharks to protect Ron

And you still puts up with Ron’s bull crap

You wear pajamas in bed

And a puppy retainer

You like smoothies and beer

But you won’t fight a deer.

You are a legend with no fear

Then Jack black came along

Fear came to you

When you got kicked off a bridge

You like human food and beverages

But you don’t like veronica Corningstone

Although You put up with bull crap

You still poop in the refrigerator.

You are a dog of love

With lots of respect

You don’t like to get pissed off

You’ll bite a hand off.